Monday 20 August 2012

Red-hot in Surrey....

Phew! I’m hot, I’m very hot. From morning to night, for the past five days, I have been slowly turning into a pile of H2O combined with perspired mineral. Well, not quite. My fingers are intact and still connected to my brain. Yes, there are a zillion ‘how to stay cool in steamy weather’, blogs out there. But moving into a Moorish-style palace complete with cooling tower is not an option for most of us. And I reckon that by the time you have purchased the fans and ice cube-filled plastic sacks, your anatomy has expended enough energy to power a mobile air conditioning unit. So, I’ve decided to sit tight and explore the virtues of those folk who routinely get steamed up for health reasons – that’s right, the Finns. The word ‘sauna’ is actually Finnish. Aeons ago, these clever people dug pits in the ground and used them as winter dwellings. They lit fires that heated stones, and sprinkled water on the stones to make the living space warm enough to shed their clothes. Slapping with birch twigs happened later on, when the sauna and the living space had parted company. But even in the earlier days, the Finns were smart enough to know that it was not good to keep one’s clothes on for the duration of their harsh winters. And they were certainly aware of the therapeutic effects of mild, artificially-induced fevers, skin-cleansing and raising the body’s immune system against viruses – it can’t be a coincidence that we get fewer colds in summer than in winter. They have another custom, that of jumping into an ice-cold lake afterwards. I will explore that one day. Meanwhile, enjoy the balmy, end-of-summer days.

Monday 6 August 2012

Life on Mars...

...at last. Curiosity has landed without a hitch and has even tweeted its outcome…aah! Congratulations to all at NASA. At this juncture, I am going to refer to Curiosity as she. The craft is named after the human quality that we consider particularly female. Just think of Eve and Pandora, Psyche and Lot’s wife. There has been a lot of criticism levelled at the voyage, chiefly that it has cost a lot of money, and what is the purpose of it, anyway? But is there anything female about curiosity? Curiosity on Earth got us out of trees and into caves, from caves into skyscrapers. Curiosity on Mars will remind us constantly that there is another world out there. It will remind us that we are not here to stew in our own earthly juices for as long as our species survives. I look forward to all the discoveries that that cutie little buggy is going to beam back. You know, if this were a movie, Curiosity would meet a machine from another world, fall in love and produce an entire family of hybrid Curiosity-type machines…aah! Cue David Bowie..